I'll push myself up through the dirt and shake my petals free
I'm resigned to being born and so resigned to bravery.
~Dar Williams

Sunday, November 30, 2008

A jolly fine Chistmas fir

This year I decided that even poor graduate students (the worst people in the world according to Ms. Fey) deserve a proper Christmas tree. Tim toted it (and several other trees that I interviewed) all around Home Depot and managed to stuff it in the backseat of his car before carrying it up the narrow stairs to my apartment. And he helped decorate it, but would not admit to it if asked.

Is your tree up?

Friday, November 28, 2008

Grateful

I often don't respond to tags and such, but I can't say no to my niece Sarah, who has asked that I come up with 27 things I'm grateful for today (Thanksgiving). When I didn't respond right away, she quipped, "What? Are you seriously, so unblessed?" Indeed I am not.
  • Hob Nobs
  • National Parks and other conservation areas
  • The purse Jill got me off eBags
  • Cetaphil
  • iPod
  • Darin, Kim, Sarah, Megan, Mathew, and Jacob
  • Ibuprofen
  • Danskos
  • The World Wide Web
  • Karen, Zack, Eli, and Max
  • Trevin
  • Grapes
  • The fact that I have so many wonderful friends that I couldn’t possibly list them
  • Books
  • A healthy body
  • The space heater on my desk that Tim gave me even though it wasn’t his
  • Cami, Peter, Bryn, Calvin, and Lolita
  • Gravity
  • Michael, Jill, Mary Kate, Jonathan, and Jeffrey. And keys. And Winnie.

  • Lilies
  • Indian food
  • Dave and Lynette
  • Mountains
  • Lance and Dani
  • Swimming in Walden Pond under a full moon
  • Orthotics
  • QUALIFYING EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!
  • Addendum: I am severely grateful for my cousin Adam. Every day.


Thursday, November 20, 2008

Not Angry Anymore (but Ani still is)

After spending most of the night pacing and eating HobNobs (brainfood, I rationalized), I bravely showed up in our department's conference room to face the five professors that adorned my qualifying exam committee. They assured me that the exam would be a friendly, non-interrogating discussion, and then spent two hours interrogating me. Bamboo under my fingernails type of interrogating. I stuttered through most of their questioning (regarding a research proposal that I had written in an effort to prevent lung deterioration in cystic fibrosis), but managed to come up with a few words here and there that pacified them. Surprisingly (and thankfully before the Chinese-water-droplet-on-head exercises commenced) they unanimously deemed me fit to continue in the program, which means that I am now allowed to pursue a PhD at Boston University. I know you all think that’s what I’ve been doing for the past two years, but actually I’ve just been going around and around and around the freedom trail.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Haunting Somerville

I, Laura, having been born of goodly parents, was unfortunately not born with significant creative juices (or a love of what I consider a morbid holiday) and dressed as a witch for Halloween. Tim decided to dress as Mormon missionaries on account of the fact that he is approached by them (and missionaries from other faiths) on an almost hourly basis. I thought he was exaggerating until I started hanging out with him regularly. I've never seen so many in my life (or noticed how adorable and young they look). He decided that if he can't beat them, he may as well join the ranks. He claims that only Mormons and engineers wear short-sleeved, white dress shirts. Is that true?

My Halloween fun consisted of hanging out with my fellow graduate students. Several of us live in Somerville so we went to each of our houses for treats. I served peanut butter bars and (it seemed like a good idea at the time) deviled eggs. Get it? Deviled = scary = halloween spirt = non-stick-in-the-mud. Hmph. Left to right, top to bottom: Sarah Palin, Steve Urkel, a cell sorter (science joke), a monkey escaped from our bioterrorism lab, a pirate, and 1/2 of Spy vs. Spy.

Erin and Robby were pirates. Because this blog is read by children and my grandmother, I had to censor out her awesome rose tatoo.


Elder Smith/Young/Beck and his companion Elder Smith/Young/Beck tried to convert my vampire roommate Aleigh. Even though she is already a member, she showed no interest in his message so that he would get the proper missionary experience.

P.S. Did you see 30-rock? Quoth Tina Fey: "We're not the best people in the world, but we're not the worst. Graduate students...are the worst"

What?!?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

BAA Half Marathon

(AP) Boston, MA -- The eighth annual BAA half-not-whole marathon was held Sunday, October 12, 2008. The men’s and women’s divisions were expected to be won by Kenyans and Ethiopians with legs tall enough to hurdle the Hancock building; however, many eyes were on Utah native Laura Dickey, who was signed up by her friend Tim and had undergone a rigorous training schedule of running around and around and around a small, local pond. It was unclear whether Dickey would make it past the 3-mile marker.

When the thirty-year-old mother of zero arrived at Fenway the morning of the race with the other 5,116 contestants, she realized that she probably should not have eaten Grapenuts for breakfast; regrettably, the lines to the port-o-johns extended just past the New Hampshire border, so Dickey made her way to the starting line. Shortly after the 13.1-mile race began, she mustered a burst of energy and passed the aforementioned, long-limbed Kenyans; unfortunately, they were running in the opposite direction on their return trip to the finish line. Dickey reports becoming discouraged when several elderly persons passed her and as the morning's grapenuts refused to digest politely. Things started to look up when Tim, a much faster runner who had originally planned to leave her in the dust at the 2-mile marker, felt an unprecedented emotion called pity, pretended to not feel well (he had also consumed the pro-regulatory cereal that morning), and decided to run the entire race with her.

At the 7-mile mark, Dickey remembered some inspirational speeches from her EFY past, and decided to think positively and visualize. At mile 8, she managed to pass a few people, including an obviously pregnant woman and a man walking his dog. In the opposite direction. With newfound confidence, she triumphantly ran on, but stopped at mile 12 so that Tim’s nephews could give him high-fives and show off their home-made signs and t-shirts. The team stumbled across the finish line victoriously after 2 hours and 19 minutes, in impressive 3207th and 3208th places. When swarming reporters asked them how they felt, Tim said, “I’m experiencing tronchanteric bursitis complications, as well as a small degree of gastrointestinal distress.” Dickey did not stick around to comment and was last seen pushing people out of the port-o-john line.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Grey Days

My friend Tim surprised me with 3rd-row! tickets to see the goddess called Dar Williams as an early birthday present. The concert was in Great Barrington, MA; a charming little town in the Berkshires that seemed to be full of pretentious, quasi-environmentalists. Dar was fabulous and since we were in the neighborhood, we decided to climb Mt. Greylock (highest mountain in Massachusetts).

This is the peak of Mt. Greylock - a whopping 3,491 feet above sea level. Don't laugh, Utahns - it was a difficult hike; particularly carrying 50-lb packs.

The cute little old man at the trailhead who worked for the state forest service told us we would have to "skip" across a few brooks and streams. Tim did his best to comply.

A little waterfall we accidentally found when we lost the trail.

Home for the night. The forest service was kind enough to build tent platforms for those of us with wanderlusting souls.

I cannot tell you how severely I've been made fun of by the subject of this photo on account of my headlamp-wearing tendencies. "Nerdy," he said. "Geeky," he said. Then he up and bought a Petz at REI one afternoon. "I may as well look as ridiculous as you," he said.

This is my backpack (Gregory Diva). I am in love with it, of course, but I'm already engaged to my pullover.

Tim isn't exactly in favor of having his photo taken, but was a relatively good sport and smiled for approximately 10% of the pictures.

He is not posing here - he is patiently waiting for me to come off the mountain (he's a bit faster than I).

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Announcement

David and Lynette Dickey are relieved to announce the marriage of their daughter

Laura Leigh

to

Polartec Stretch Pullover

son of Recreational Equipment Inc. The couple met in Boston and fell madly in love while backpacking in the Berkshires.

Though the bride-to-be has courted many warm pullovers in the past, none offered the softness and flexibility that she longed for.

The happy couple will reside in Boston, MA until Ms. Dickey fails her qualifying exams again, at which point they will live in a tent in her mother's backyard. No formal reception will be held.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Woo hoo

It seems that I am not the only one enamored with the lovely Miss K. My nephew Calvin recently took her boating, so I guess they're practically dating. I'll have to settle for that until I figure out a way to kidnap her.

*Stolen without permission from S's blog.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Almost perfect

One of Michael's favorite things to tease me about ("just stating facts," he will tell you) is his observation that I rarely make anything requiring heat without scorching it beyond recognition. I had Cami's family over for Sunday dinner:

I did not burn the rolls.

I did not burn the chicken.

I did not burn the cake, and I did not burn the jello (data not shown).

D'oh!

Monday, August 11, 2008

Brandi and fresh air in Maine

My (cute) friend Michelle and I spent last weekend in Maine, where you can drive miles and miles without seeing anybody, there are beautiful views of hills, fields, and oceans everywhere you look, and there are these nifty inventions called lightswitches let's see... just exactly where you expect them to be. We went up for a Brandi Carlile concert that was held at the LL Bean Outlet in Freeport. Brandi sang most of our favorite songs, as well as Johnny Cash, CCR, and Jeff Buckley covers that rivaled the originals. We happily stood through 2 hours of rain to hear her, the twins, and the much-loved Cello Boy, and weren't disappointed - one of the best concerts I've ever been to.
After we staked out a place on the lawn, we toured the outlet (since they were kind enough to provide a free concert). There were a lot of opportunities for indoor nature shots, but I didn't get one in the famous aquarium since I hadn't the heart to shove all the four- to six-year-olds out of the way.


Eat your heart out, Stacy London - you would have worn socks with sandals too if you'd been that cold.


Michelle's family practically owns several lighthouses, including this one that you might recognize as Portland Head. By 'own,' I mean they 'live kind of by.'


Same lighthouse. We are not as angry as we look - the stanger behind the camera took his time while taking the photo while we stared directly into the sun.

This was my favorite lighthouse.

Have I mentioned that I like the ocean?

Sunday afternoon I ate lunch with Cami Inc.'s former housemates (Michelle's sister Kat and her children). Spencer and Evalyn speak better English than the average college professor.

Thursday, July 24, 2008

ASV Conference Part II

So if somebody had only told me how beautiful the Cornell campus and surrounding city (Ithaca) is, I would have taken their pleas (begging*, really) to attend and offers of full-ride scholarships more seriously. Oh well, USU is practically Ivy League.

There are three gorges that pass through the campus, and several bridges offering lovely views. Right through.

I was relieved to learn that Rachel (my boss) and I have similar conference philosophies: the human brain can only retain, digest, and assimilate so much information during a given day. We went to the talks we found interesting and enjoyed the wilderness-turned-institution-of-higher-learning during talks we spent less palatable. I walked around this lake (Beebe: right on the d&%* campus) and the neighboring river and falls several times (per day). Erin (who was not a huge fan of Ithaca) went to 16 hours of talks per day and scribbled furiously throughout them all. I’m pretty sure she did this just to make me look bad, but I can't prove it.
I was excited that our meals were included in the conference registration fee until it became clear that the food was comprised primarly of grease. Even the water. Here, Rachel, Sarah, and I are pretending to enjoy creamed corn on the cob. I didn't know it was possible either.

I believe this talk had something to do with stem-loop structures.

Erin presented a poster about her super dangerous mutant virus. I came to the conference san poster (horray!).

This is the lovely and severely underappreciated bouquet of wildflowers I picked for Erin on my last walk around Lake Beebe.

Dinner at Simeon's, where we finally ate food that seemed to contain those things called nutrients, amino acids, flavor granules, etc...

*with tears

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Krason, Kylene, Krodie, and Kavanna

I found this utterly amusing (probably only to readers of Mormon blogs?): http://seriouslysoblessed.blogspot.com/2008/07/here-ya-go.html

P.S. Because least three people have asked: the blog is satirical.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Lake Cayuga

Part of my obligations as a quasi-scientist include keeping up with the latest research pertaining to my field. Since I am part of a lab that studies a virus (RSV), I recently attended a conference for the American Society of Virologists (I not-so-secretly like bacteria better, but duties are duties). My good friend Erin, our advisors, and fellow labmates enjoyed a science-heavy week at Cornell in Ithaca, NY.


Our first grueling day was spent kayaking Lake Cayuga. Erin and I (above) took kayaking lessons from Chris before the trip.

John is Erin's boss, and Sarah (the one who looks like she is of the feminine persuasion) is a British post-doc in my lab who enjoys the out of doors.

Ewan is a Scottish post-doc in Erin's lab who enjoys making fun of us.

You might think this doesn't look like Top Science, but you could be wrong. As far as you know, we spent the entire kayaking trip discussing polymerase interactions with host cell factors (especially if you are my boss Rachel).

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Plum Island (read: Green Hateful Fly) Beach

As seen previously on Cami's blog, I took a day off of doing Top Science in order to be lazy with my sister and her posterity. We took our bikes to Plum Island beach, rode through some wilderness conservation areas, and then watched the waves crash on the sand. We tried to swim a bit, but there were strong undertows so we stayed close to the shore in response to those pesky 'will to live' pangs.

Calvin was deeply disturbed by the waves, and told me several times, "Laura, I don't like the ocean." He even let me sit very close to him and hold him - behavior that isn't generally tolerated during less oceany times.

Cami and I are a little, shall we say... morbid, and have a tradition of taking photos of ourselves walking into the ocean al a Edna in Awakenings (right before she drowns herself).
The green flies that grace the Northern Massachusetts beaches are no friends of mine:

Bryn and I ran up and down the beach several times and saw a seal swimming. It was awesome, but I didn't get a photo.