I'll push myself up through the dirt and shake my petals free
I'm resigned to being born and so resigned to bravery.
~Dar Williams

Sunday, November 30, 2008

A jolly fine Chistmas fir

This year I decided that even poor graduate students (the worst people in the world according to Ms. Fey) deserve a proper Christmas tree. Tim toted it (and several other trees that I interviewed) all around Home Depot and managed to stuff it in the backseat of his car before carrying it up the narrow stairs to my apartment. And he helped decorate it, but would not admit to it if asked.

Is your tree up?

Friday, November 28, 2008

Grateful

I often don't respond to tags and such, but I can't say no to my niece Sarah, who has asked that I come up with 27 things I'm grateful for today (Thanksgiving). When I didn't respond right away, she quipped, "What? Are you seriously, so unblessed?" Indeed I am not.
  • Hob Nobs
  • National Parks and other conservation areas
  • The purse Jill got me off eBags
  • Cetaphil
  • iPod
  • Darin, Kim, Sarah, Megan, Mathew, and Jacob
  • Ibuprofen
  • Danskos
  • The World Wide Web
  • Karen, Zack, Eli, and Max
  • Trevin
  • Grapes
  • The fact that I have so many wonderful friends that I couldn’t possibly list them
  • Books
  • A healthy body
  • The space heater on my desk that Tim gave me even though it wasn’t his
  • Cami, Peter, Bryn, Calvin, and Lolita
  • Gravity
  • Michael, Jill, Mary Kate, Jonathan, and Jeffrey. And keys. And Winnie.

  • Lilies
  • Indian food
  • Dave and Lynette
  • Mountains
  • Lance and Dani
  • Swimming in Walden Pond under a full moon
  • Orthotics
  • QUALIFYING EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!
  • Addendum: I am severely grateful for my cousin Adam. Every day.


Thursday, November 20, 2008

Not Angry Anymore (but Ani still is)

After spending most of the night pacing and eating HobNobs (brainfood, I rationalized), I bravely showed up in our department's conference room to face the five professors that adorned my qualifying exam committee. They assured me that the exam would be a friendly, non-interrogating discussion, and then spent two hours interrogating me. Bamboo under my fingernails type of interrogating. I stuttered through most of their questioning (regarding a research proposal that I had written in an effort to prevent lung deterioration in cystic fibrosis), but managed to come up with a few words here and there that pacified them. Surprisingly (and thankfully before the Chinese-water-droplet-on-head exercises commenced) they unanimously deemed me fit to continue in the program, which means that I am now allowed to pursue a PhD at Boston University. I know you all think that’s what I’ve been doing for the past two years, but actually I’ve just been going around and around and around the freedom trail.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Haunting Somerville

I, Laura, having been born of goodly parents, was unfortunately not born with significant creative juices (or a love of what I consider a morbid holiday) and dressed as a witch for Halloween. Tim decided to dress as Mormon missionaries on account of the fact that he is approached by them (and missionaries from other faiths) on an almost hourly basis. I thought he was exaggerating until I started hanging out with him regularly. I've never seen so many in my life (or noticed how adorable and young they look). He decided that if he can't beat them, he may as well join the ranks. He claims that only Mormons and engineers wear short-sleeved, white dress shirts. Is that true?

My Halloween fun consisted of hanging out with my fellow graduate students. Several of us live in Somerville so we went to each of our houses for treats. I served peanut butter bars and (it seemed like a good idea at the time) deviled eggs. Get it? Deviled = scary = halloween spirt = non-stick-in-the-mud. Hmph. Left to right, top to bottom: Sarah Palin, Steve Urkel, a cell sorter (science joke), a monkey escaped from our bioterrorism lab, a pirate, and 1/2 of Spy vs. Spy.

Erin and Robby were pirates. Because this blog is read by children and my grandmother, I had to censor out her awesome rose tatoo.


Elder Smith/Young/Beck and his companion Elder Smith/Young/Beck tried to convert my vampire roommate Aleigh. Even though she is already a member, she showed no interest in his message so that he would get the proper missionary experience.

P.S. Did you see 30-rock? Quoth Tina Fey: "We're not the best people in the world, but we're not the worst. Graduate students...are the worst"

What?!?

Saturday, October 18, 2008

BAA Half Marathon

(AP) Boston, MA -- The eighth annual BAA half-not-whole marathon was held Sunday, October 12, 2008. The men’s and women’s divisions were expected to be won by Kenyans and Ethiopians with legs tall enough to hurdle the Hancock building; however, many eyes were on Utah native Laura Dickey, who was signed up by her friend Tim and had undergone a rigorous training schedule of running around and around and around a small, local pond. It was unclear whether Dickey would make it past the 3-mile marker.

When the thirty-year-old mother of zero arrived at Fenway the morning of the race with the other 5,116 contestants, she realized that she probably should not have eaten Grapenuts for breakfast; regrettably, the lines to the port-o-johns extended just past the New Hampshire border, so Dickey made her way to the starting line. Shortly after the 13.1-mile race began, she mustered a burst of energy and passed the aforementioned, long-limbed Kenyans; unfortunately, they were running in the opposite direction on their return trip to the finish line. Dickey reports becoming discouraged when several elderly persons passed her and as the morning's grapenuts refused to digest politely. Things started to look up when Tim, a much faster runner who had originally planned to leave her in the dust at the 2-mile marker, felt an unprecedented emotion called pity, pretended to not feel well (he had also consumed the pro-regulatory cereal that morning), and decided to run the entire race with her.

At the 7-mile mark, Dickey remembered some inspirational speeches from her EFY past, and decided to think positively and visualize. At mile 8, she managed to pass a few people, including an obviously pregnant woman and a man walking his dog. In the opposite direction. With newfound confidence, she triumphantly ran on, but stopped at mile 12 so that Tim’s nephews could give him high-fives and show off their home-made signs and t-shirts. The team stumbled across the finish line victoriously after 2 hours and 19 minutes, in impressive 3207th and 3208th places. When swarming reporters asked them how they felt, Tim said, “I’m experiencing tronchanteric bursitis complications, as well as a small degree of gastrointestinal distress.” Dickey did not stick around to comment and was last seen pushing people out of the port-o-john line.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Grey Days

My friend Tim surprised me with 3rd-row! tickets to see the goddess called Dar Williams as an early birthday present. The concert was in Great Barrington, MA; a charming little town in the Berkshires that seemed to be full of pretentious, quasi-environmentalists. Dar was fabulous and since we were in the neighborhood, we decided to climb Mt. Greylock (highest mountain in Massachusetts).

This is the peak of Mt. Greylock - a whopping 3,491 feet above sea level. Don't laugh, Utahns - it was a difficult hike; particularly carrying 50-lb packs.

The cute little old man at the trailhead who worked for the state forest service told us we would have to "skip" across a few brooks and streams. Tim did his best to comply.

A little waterfall we accidentally found when we lost the trail.

Home for the night. The forest service was kind enough to build tent platforms for those of us with wanderlusting souls.

I cannot tell you how severely I've been made fun of by the subject of this photo on account of my headlamp-wearing tendencies. "Nerdy," he said. "Geeky," he said. Then he up and bought a Petz at REI one afternoon. "I may as well look as ridiculous as you," he said.

This is my backpack (Gregory Diva). I am in love with it, of course, but I'm already engaged to my pullover.

Tim isn't exactly in favor of having his photo taken, but was a relatively good sport and smiled for approximately 10% of the pictures.

He is not posing here - he is patiently waiting for me to come off the mountain (he's a bit faster than I).

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Announcement

David and Lynette Dickey are relieved to announce the marriage of their daughter

Laura Leigh

to

Polartec Stretch Pullover

son of Recreational Equipment Inc. The couple met in Boston and fell madly in love while backpacking in the Berkshires.

Though the bride-to-be has courted many warm pullovers in the past, none offered the softness and flexibility that she longed for.

The happy couple will reside in Boston, MA until Ms. Dickey fails her qualifying exams again, at which point they will live in a tent in her mother's backyard. No formal reception will be held.