After spending most of the night pacing and eating HobNobs (brainfood, I rationalized), I bravely showed up in our department's conference room to face the five professors that adorned my qualifying exam committee.
They assured me that the exam would be a friendly, non-interrogating discussion, and then spent two hours interrogating me.
Bamboo under my fingernails type of interrogating.
I stuttered through most of their questioning (regarding a research proposal that I had written in an effort to prevent lung deterioration in cystic fibrosis), but managed to come up with a few words here and there that pacified them.
Surprisingly (and thankfully before the Chinese-water-droplet-on-head exercises commenced) they unanimously deemed me fit to continue in the program, which means that I am
now allowed to pursue a PhD at Boston University.
I know you all think that’s what I’ve been doing for the past two years, but actually I’ve just been going around and around and around the freedom trail.