Dear President Obama,
I am writing to nominate my niece Heza as the Miss Teen USA. Unlike the girls who usually preside in this role, Heza is a wonderful role model for other teen girls. She is a hardworking and bright student, is involved in many wholesome extracuricular activites, is kind to everybody, serves her family and community, and is way prettier than all the other teenagers in America. And she doesn't even smoke crack or marijuana. Seriously, ever.

Not only is Heza a good example to other teenagers, she has an irrestable personality and is a person whom everybody adores. She'll giggle with you until 2 in the morning (I mean... ummm... 10:30 pm), gallop around like a horse to make children squeal with delight... even get you to start laughing your head off (to the point where you almost embarass yourself by wetting your pants) in the middle of a grocery store isle. She doesn't use her friends to get ahead socially - she really loves them and would do anything for them. She doesn't scream and yell at her parents - she actually helps around the house and willingly plays with her younger brothers and sisters to give her parents some quiet time.

Heza has encountered some difficult situations for such a young teenager. But instead of becoming angry, dying her hair black, and tattooing "H-A-T-E" across her knuckles, she deals with life's challenges by writing, reaching out to family and friends, talking honestly and openly about her feelings, and continuing to shower the world with her loving and compassionate spirit. Really, she's the salt of the earth.
If you decide to leave the decision of choosing Miss Teen USA in the hands of big-hair loving judges who aren't much smarter than most of the current contestants, well then you're missing out. And either way, I will, for the rest of my days, be grateful that I am in the same family of this amazing, classy, awesome, brilliant, hilarious, gorgious gal. That's all.
Sincerely,
A very proud aunt.

Happy Birthday, Heza! I love you to bits, and will personally scalp anybody who ever tries to hurt you. Seriously. Scalp.
7 comments:
Oh those pictures are beautiful of me! Thanks for the lovely post! I love you to bits!
She really is that awesome Mr. President. She'll knock your socks off.
Pick Sarah...Pick Sarah! Rah Rah Rah. She's the greatest!
Also, I bet she could come up with a wonderful health plan and get the country out of this economic downturn. She's seriously smart.
If I get a vote, I will be voting for Sarah. I have one question though, apparently I have been left out of the loop somewhere...where did the name Heza come from? I've seen it now on Karen's blog and now Laura. Tell me please.
Love you Sarah. I would be so happy if you were Miss Teen USA!
I am of the French persuasion (and proud of it) and have felt that there is great need for a revolution and reformation of the Miss USA pageants.
Sarah has my vote for Miss Teen USA! Sounds like a perfectly perfect contestant to revolutionize the pageant!
Happy Birthday to your little beauty queen niece! She is FAR BETTER THAN ANY MISS TEEN USA's ever nominated!;) AND SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU FOR HER AUNTIE!:)
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