I've been waiting and waiting for the next Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale because I was in desperate need of (ahem) their premier product. Yesterday I bought about a hundred copies of my favorite style, and stopped by school to feed some cells. When I came back to Tim's car (mine kicked the bucket) twenty minutes later, a loose window had been pulled down, and the items (and other miscellaneous purchases) were gone. Gone. Gone. The police filled out a token report, but told me they had bigger fish to fry. So I ask you, my friends and family, to be on the lookout for a petty thief who looks like his undergarments lift and separate.P.S. That's not actually me in the photo...
This just in: My renter's insurance will cover the cost of the stolen items (~$315, US)... after I pay a $500 (US) deductible.




