I've been waiting and waiting for the next Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale because I was in desperate need of (ahem) their premier product. Yesterday I bought about a hundred copies of my favorite style, and stopped by school to feed some cells. When I came back to Tim's car (mine kicked the bucket) twenty minutes later, a loose window had been pulled down, and the items (and other miscellaneous purchases) were gone. Gone. Gone. The police filled out a token report, but told me they had bigger fish to fry. So I ask you, my friends and family, to be on the lookout for a petty thief who looks like his undergarments lift and separate.P.S. That's not actually me in the photo...
This just in: My renter's insurance will cover the cost of the stolen items (~$315, US)... after I pay a $500 (US) deductible.
12 comments:
as one who also waits with much anticipation for the beautiful sale to get the coveted product, I can feel your pain. How rude of them!! I hope that they get home and realise its totally not their size!
You should haunt the closest VS and wait for them to return your product, and totally take back the night and the braziers. Bring a big kitchen knife.
I am all verklempt. How could someone DO that? I will be staring down all the women and men I see today and believe me, I'll approach them if I have any suspicions. "Well, well, well. What have we here? You're looking mighty...perky today. Anything you'd like to talk about..."
Is there no shame left in this world!
No way Laura, are you kidding?
Sorry to hear that...
Those babies aren't cheap! Esp. from VS.
I'm so glad you clarified that wasn't you in the photo because I totally thought it was and you had dyed your hair dark brown. Incidentally, much sorrow in my heart for your stolen goods.
Angie, I knew people would get confused, and especially think those were my abs.
I think it's very possible that the theif could have been a her not a him (or maybe a perverted or cross dressing him). I feel bad about this Laura. Even on sale those bras aren't cheap. Better luck next sale!
That exact thing happened to me once.
What a bizarre thing for someone to steal! What a bummer!
I knew that wasn't you...Come on, you're WAY hotter! I agree with Cami, you should be camping out near VS where you bought them, WAITING with a knife for the thief to return them. Why are so many people crazy?!
RE: The cost / Renters Insurance
WOW! Yikes, those were expensive. Those must be wonder-bras; I hope they're worth the money. However, that makes the loss of them even worse...
I'm just about to purchase Renters Insurance from my agent; seeing this has prompted me to go for the smaller deductable.
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