I’m not really sure how to say this other than to just blurt the unpleasant truth: Lily is a bit messy when eating.
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“Hey Mom, I swear I didn’t eat any candy while you were gone.”
“No, that’s not yogurt all over my face. I just have a very glow-in-the-dark complexion."
“The applesauce was so tasty I felt compelled to rub it all over in my hair, ears, and eyeballs. Once I got going, I couldn’t stop.”
“Thanks for the pumpkin-chocolate cookies, Grandma. I’ll have 16 more. You’re really great, I mean that sincerely.”
“I’m so excited Mom graduated I’m going to smash cake onto my nipples.”
“This is the best first birthday ever, except that my dress is sticky. Gross. Now I shall lean to the left.”
“I’ve invented a new dish. It’s called pea and cupcake casserole.”
(Gluttony is exhausting.)
(Gluttony is exhausting, the sequel.)
(Gluttony is exhausting, part 3.)
Mom: “Lily, don’t throw your chips on the floor… hey pick up your chips… stop stomping them into the ground… LILYYYYYYY!!!!”
“Somebody dropped some crumbs on the floor. What a slob. Don’t worry, Mom, I’ll clean up here…”
“Yeah… uhhh… don’t make that again.”
“Cheese!”
“Hey, why do you take my clothes off before I eat? Weird…”
“Don’t worry, Mom. I’m not going to eat any dirt. I swear I’m not eating dirt. Mmmm… dirt.”
4 comments:
I would wholeheartedly follow an Instagram or Tumblr feed dedicated to your Lily...if only for your captions. These are hilarious.
Loving the Lily Chronicles! There's a small part of me that secretly wishes I could eat that way.
I don't think I would recognize her without her special edible makeup on.
I keep trying to make a comment on these posts but my kids are too busy going over and over them and laughing their heads off. They quote her shenanigans to each other and laugh again. Bryn has shown them to every friend that has been over to our house. The Lily Chronicles are a huge hit at our house.
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