Dear Diary,
This week was sucktastic. First, I got some disgusting stomach virus from my mom. To repay her for the sucky gift, I puked all over and then filled the bathtub with diarrhea when the parentals tried to clean me. I have to admit I didn’t think that one through completely.
As though that weren’t enough,as soon as I got over several days of diaper drama, I got bronchitis and have turned into a mucous mass-production factory. I don't want to eat, and I can't sleep. The parentals are constantly trying to wipe snot off my nose, chin, eyes, and forehead and I HATE THAT SO BAD! Why can’t they just let me live my life?!?
Then this morning I woke up and found that three new teeth broke through my gums. In case you don’t remember, that hurts like crap. I can’t help trying to touch my new teeth all the time, but it sucks because then my snot flows straight into my open mouth. Sickest ever. And to top it all off, I seem to have the poops again.
Whatever.
9 comments:
Sweet squiggles, that is pretty much the worst week ever in baby world. You come see me and I'll give you a sucker for your sucky week. Get it?
Pretty good.
Oh Squiggles I sure hope that the rest of the year is 20 times better for you and that you've hit your quota for the year... Mostly for the parentals sake!
Oh no!! I hope this week goes better... and yes, definitely need to have a talk with those two parentals :)
When life gives you lemons, cut your parents lips up and pour lemon juice on them. Or something like that. Now's a good time to consider rum therapy.
Poor baby, and parentals! I hope this week gets better for all involved!
Oh no! This is miserable...for Squiggles and the parentals. I hope next week is much better.
She even adorable when she's sick!
That picture makes me sad---and a little ookey!
I hope things are looking up today. There's nothing worse than a sick baby who can't describe what they're going through. I feel her pain (and yours).
Oh Crap! Sorry it has been a sucky week. Hope everyone gets feeling better soon.
Well, darn!!!
My heart aches for you Squiggles (and for your parental units).
Though they are a pain (literally, and 'no' I'm not talking about the parents) you'll grow to love having teeth.
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